And then it dawned on me...
- Yo Yo Mama's so fat she takes up first, second and third chair.
- Yo Yo Mama's so stupid she thinks Cello Suites are served after Thanksgiving dinner.
- Yo Yo Mama's so poor she stole all the C-notes from the second register.
- Yo Yo Mama's so fat she overstretched her G-string.
- Yo Yo Mama's so stupid she thinks Tenuto was a latin pop boy band from the '80s.
- Yo Yo Mama's so fat she could eat an entire case of Cello Pudding cups.
- Yo Yo Mama's so stupid she needed Sacagawea to tell her about Luis and Clark.
- Yo Yo Mama's hair's so dirty her stylist put a bow in it and ended up playing an augmented 4th.
- Yo Yo Mama's so stupid she thinks Relative pitch is thrown out at the family softball game.
- Yo Yo Mama's so fat she needs to use resin to stop the glissando from her pant legs.
- Yo Yo Mama's so stupid she thinks that Polyphony is a group Love Line.
Now that that's out of my system.
©jon horvath
